“Fake breasts. We can’t even view a porn if the chicken includes a set of bolt-ons. ”

13. Extremely, extremely certain fetishes involving women with Jeeps stuck in mud through the rain

“I’m sure some body which has a thing for young (love 20s) ladies driving older (pre-2000) Jeeps which are stuck into the mud, while they’re putting on red stiletto heels and a taut gown. Whenever it is raining.

It’s extremely, extremely particular…”

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